{"id":93,"date":"2016-07-11T10:03:05","date_gmt":"2016-07-11T08:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/?p=93"},"modified":"2016-07-11T10:03:29","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T08:03:29","slug":"auto-forum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/auto-forum\/","title":{"rendered":"Auto Forum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Bentley<\/strong>: Am folosit scrumiera azi, doresc sa o inlocuiesc.<br \/>\n<strong>Lamborghini<\/strong>: Problema grava, apare un suierat de vant la 320km\/h<br \/>\n<strong>Toyota<\/strong>: Voua va merge masina cu baterii AA sau AAA?<br \/>\n<strong>Ferrari<\/strong>: Am traversat o cale ferata, pagube sub masina de 20.000$.<br \/>\n<strong>VW<\/strong>: Am facut pana, mai aveam motorina, dar s-a terminat uleiul.<br \/>\n<strong>Smart<\/strong>: O idioata cu un Jeep a trecut azi peste masina mea<br \/>\n<strong>Jeep<\/strong>: Mi s-a blocat un smart intre motor si scut (poze)<br \/>\n<strong>Ford<\/strong>: Stie cineva un mecanic bun?<br \/>\n<strong>Renault<\/strong>: Mai am o luna tratament psihiatric, incep sa ma obisnuiesc cu greierii.<br \/>\n<strong>Cadillac<\/strong>: La voi in garaj aveti loc sa deschideti usile?<br \/>\n<strong>Honda<\/strong>: Am furat cheile de la masina bunicului, cum o pornesc?<br \/>\n<strong>Audi<\/strong>: Cat de mult pot sa-mi iubesc masina!<br \/>\n<strong>Mercedes<\/strong>: De unde oglinzi mai ieftine?<br \/>\n<strong>Porsche<\/strong>: Si eu am probleme cu ceafa de la acceleratie&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Fiat<\/strong>: Hei, nu mai e nimeni pe aici?<br \/>\n<strong>Hummer<\/strong>: Caut service mai apropiat de 10km, ca ma costa 1mil drumul.<br \/>\n<strong>Citroen<\/strong>: Mi s-au defectat comenzile vocale si bordul holograma.<br \/>\n<strong>BMW<\/strong>: Am scos toba si tot nu reusesc sa trezesc tot cartierul.<br \/>\n<strong>McLaren<\/strong>: Un penibil cu un F16 a sugerat sa ne intrecem.<br \/>\n<strong>Skoda<\/strong>: Am mai gasit o piesa identica cu Audi la motor.<br \/>\n<strong>Subaru<\/strong>: Cumpar cauciucuri.<br \/>\n<strong>Land Rover<\/strong>: Intalnire auto maine pe Himalaya .<br \/>\n<strong>Volvo<\/strong>: Petitie pentru noile teste NCAP cu 10 stele.<br \/>\n<strong>Dacia<\/strong>: Am schimbat totul si tot nu porneste!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bentley: Am folosit scrumiera azi, doresc sa o inlocuiesc. Lamborghini: Problema grava, apare un suierat de vant la 320km\/h Toyota: Voua va merge masina cu baterii AA sau AAA? Ferrari: Am traversat o cale ferata, pagube sub masina de 20.000$. VW: Am facut pana, mai aveam motorina, dar s-a terminat uleiul. Smart: O idioata cu&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":94,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":95,"href":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/95"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/94"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/manuel.fernbacher.de\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}